I get a hole blown through my abdomen and I wake up surrounded by tents.
Somehow, the idea that hell is a circus doesn't really surprise me.
I'm still whole, as far as I can tell. There's no gaping bloody wound in my chest and my tattoos are untouched.
Further inspection: I can still use alchemy. Maybe this isn't hell.
'Welcome, Backstage Crew: Pyrotechnics Specialist'? I'm a fucking State Alchemist.
Time to find whoever runs this show and get some information.